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A man was admitted to hospital this morning with a toy horse stuck in his rectum.
His condition has been described as stable.
:rolleyes:
snedders
06-30-2009, 07:54 PM
Oh no - thats the last straw !! :eek:
Oh no - thats the last straw !! :eek:
Groan and moan :)
modcop
06-30-2009, 10:09 PM
I got a Joke, from the singing Kettle with ma we girl on sunday class.
Knock Knock????
I got a Joke, from the singing Kettle with ma we girl on sunday class.
Knock Knock????
Who's there ?
modcop
06-30-2009, 10:13 PM
Who's there ?
Europe................................
Europe................................
Europe who ?
:eek:
modcop
06-30-2009, 10:19 PM
Europe who ?
:eek:
No your a pooo :D paawaaahaaahhaaawaaaaa....
It was great the fairy (who was a man) came out dressed like susan Boyle and sung i dreamed a dream, sheer class ..
The singing Kettle..;)
money
07-01-2009, 09:07 AM
lol the story with the horse reminds me of a jack-ass movie, where they put a toy car into the rectum of one of them.
he had to walk with it 2 days i think and went to the doctor then
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork and was burned out.
Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.
He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.
Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade."
The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark.
"You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."
After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the exhaust, which I've never seen done in my entire career
modcop
07-24-2009, 12:11 AM
A man goes into a librarry and asks for a pint of lager and a packet of crisps.
The library assistant says "this is a library sir"
The man then wispers "sorry can I ahve a pint of lager and a acket of crisps please"
Thats got to be better than the pervious!!!
baldy79
07-24-2009, 04:39 PM
Did you hear about the queer teenager who left home?
He didnt like the way he was being reared!
tom-titch
07-31-2009, 02:08 PM
Why was the Washing Machine laughing??? Because it was taking the piss out of the knickers.
Two peanuts walking down the road, One was aSalted.
Two cows in a field, one say's to the other "What do you think about this mad cow desise?" the other cow replied with "Dont ask me Im a tractor!"
:D
What's the biggest difference between men and women?
What they mean, when they say: "I got through a whole box of tissues watching that film."
Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked "What do you have under the newspaper, mister?"
"A bird," the guy replied. The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep.
When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I'm here."
Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow?"
After a little pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire."
modcop
08-05-2009, 09:39 PM
This is a true story...
No it actually is....
Honestly, came from the wifey, she got it in work.. She was looking at patient case notes and came accross these...:confused:
These are some genuine medical mistakes:
'Discharge status: alive...but without permission' :D
'On examination the penis was circus sized.' :p
'On rectal examination the thyroid was normal' :confused:
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says; "**** off, you won't bring it back."
Whats black and white and goes red at the push of a button?
Penguin in a blender
How do you make a cat go WOOF ?
Douse it in petrol and light it !
How do the police know that Fred West's victims were female?
They were all wearing foundation.
kelly86
10-01-2009, 04:30 AM
How do the police know that Fred West's victims were female?
They were all wearing foundation.
female and male are different ....except some female they will be look like male ,and make the same
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